45 minutes ago via amanaryouserious with 43 notes


"Thanks for calling me a bitch because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature. and nature is beautiful. So thanks for calling me beautiful(: "


18 hours ago via saucybutts unclefather) with 207,552 notes
18 hours ago via usn2016 m0rtality) with 446,197 notes


*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

18 hours ago via saucybutts arcticmunkeez) with 21,009 notes


I want to kiss you so hard that I can taste the lingering regret of the person who broke your heart for the first time 


be cool 2 ur pets. they have a very small life and u r a god to them. guide them through their life like a really cool tour guide and leave them with the best impression of earth

18 hours ago via castironwoman artvevo) with 143,362 notes


old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

18 hours ago via saucybutts zaynisgod) with 4,387 notes


secret santa idea: pay my college tuition


i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

18 hours ago via saucybutts bravedad) with 71,340 notes
+ t h e m e