"Thanks for calling me a bitch because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature. and nature is beautiful. So thanks for calling me beautiful(: "
*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods
I want to kiss you so hard that I can taste the lingering regret of the person who broke your heart for the first time
be cool 2 ur pets. they have a very small life and u r a god to them. guide them through their life like a really cool tour guide and leave them with the best impression of earth
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources
secret santa idea: pay my college tuition