*something falls behind my bed*

miraguey:

"well it was really nice having that thing. Goodbye”

stylesxhealy:

THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

yeah…so…this is a very small minority of people who need serious help. this isn’t normal whatsoever and the whole system shouldn’t need be reworked because a few students can’t handle it

high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
4 hours ago via hormoaning oralympian) with 28,461 notes

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

these gender rolls taste disgusting

4 hours ago via hormoaning matissegal) with 28,217 notes

rhapsodyinbluee:

i wish i could put some sort of spell over my roommate so that she can never interact with boys again bc literally every other day she has some new extremely petty boy drama and it’s seriously exhausting to hear all day every day

oh my god someone kill me it’s been going on for over an hour like I DON’T CARE IF YOU TEXT HIM OR NOT MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND AND BE QUIET DAMN

4 hours ago via rhapsodyinbluee with 1 note

i wish i could put some sort of spell over my roommate so that she can never interact with boys again bc literally every other day she has some new extremely petty boy drama and it’s seriously exhausting to hear all day every day

5 hours ago with 1 note

❝Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are.❞

— Kurt Cobain  (via teenager90s)

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